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EVERY FIREWORK.
MY VERDICT. THE CROWD.

I light 'em in my driveway so you don't gamble $300 on a 7-second assortment. Here's where every item stands — my call up top, the crowd's pulse underneath. No paid placements, same as always.

★ Beast's verdict is the headline. The crowd is the signal. Money never moves a ranking.
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Toxic Barrel
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Prices are confirmed from the Fireworks Supercenter (Roseville Galleria). 2026 verdicts drop as I test 'em — new stuff shows VERDICT PENDING and the crowd leads. Classics carry my call. Strikethrough = regular, gold = current price.
Hot Right Now

TRENDING

#1
Toxic Barrel
TNT
★★★★★ (6)
#2
Killer Bee
TNT
★★★★☆ (5)
#3
Tiny Titan
TNT
★★★★★ (4)
#4
Silent Insanity
TNT
★★★★★ (3)
#5
Centennial Fountain
TNT
★★★★☆ (3)
The Database

THE RANKINGS

BEAST FINALECentennial Fountain XL
TNT
Centennial Fountain XL
★★★★☆ (2) $84.99 $79.99
BEST VALUEKiller Bee
TNT
Killer Bee
★★★★☆ (5) $9.00 $2.72
MUST-HAVE★ COMMUNITY FAVORITEToxic Barrel
TNT
Toxic Barrel
★★★★★ (6) $21.99 $15.99
MUST-HAVE★ COMMUNITY FAVORITETiny Titan
TNT BOGO
Tiny Titan
★★★★★ (4) $16.99
TOP 10WildSide
TNT
WildSide
★★★★★ (2) $40.00 $32.99
BEST VALUEOpening Show
TNT
Opening Show
★★★★★ (1) $109.99
MUST-HAVECrypto
TNT
Crypto
★★★★★ (1) $31.99
PENDINGSnakes
TNT
Snakes
No votes yet $1.83
PENDINGPoker Chips BOGO
TNT EXCL
Poker Chips BOGO
No votes yet $3.99
PENDINGSpinions
TNT NEW
Spinions
No votes yet $4.99
PENDINGGame Mode
TNT
Game Mode
★★☆☆☆ (1) $5.99
PENDINGPiccolo Pete 6-pack
TNT
Piccolo Pete 6-pack
No votes yet $7.49
PENDINGSmoke Balls BOGO
TNT
Smoke Balls BOGO
★★☆☆☆ (1) $9.99
PENDINGTNT Blasts
TNT
TNT Blasts
★★★☆☆ (2) $9.99
PENDINGGround Bloom
TNT
Ground Bloom
No votes yet $9.99
PENDINGUnicorn Poop
TNT
Unicorn Poop
★★★★☆ (1) $9.99
PENDINGViva el Futbol
TNT NEW
Viva el Futbol
No votes yet $12.99
PENDINGFire Crackle BUY 1 GET 2 FREE
TNT
Fire Crackle BUY 1 GET 2 FREE
No votes yet $12.99
PENDINGPink Diamonds
TNT
Pink Diamonds
No votes yet $12.99
PENDINGKool Kat
TNT
Kool Kat
No votes yet $12.99
PENDINGJalapeno Popper
TNT
Jalapeno Popper
★★☆☆☆ (1) $12.99
PENDINGOrchid
TNT
Orchid
★☆☆☆☆ (1) $12.99
PENDINGPurple Rain
TNT
Purple Rain
No votes yet $13.99
PENDINGBottle of Sparks
TNT
Bottle of Sparks
No votes yet $14.99
PENDINGDino Egg Nest
TNT
Dino Egg Nest
★☆☆☆☆ (1) $14.99
PENDINGCentennial Fountain
TNT
Centennial Fountain
★★★★☆ (3) $14.99
PENDINGCool Breeze BOGO
TNT EXCL
Cool Breeze BOGO
No votes yet $15.99
PENDINGRevolution
TNT
Revolution
No votes yet $15.99
PENDINGAmerican Spirit
TNT
American Spirit
No votes yet $15.99
PENDINGNeon Force BOGO
TNT
Neon Force BOGO
No votes yet $17.99
PENDINGMighty Sword
TNT
Mighty Sword
No votes yet $17.99
PENDINGMini Dagger BOGO
TNT
Mini Dagger BOGO
★★★★☆ (1) $17.99
PENDINGSprinkles
TNT NEW
Sprinkles
No votes yet $19.99
PENDINGLiberty & Justice
TNT NEW
Liberty & Justice
★★★★☆ (1) $19.99
PENDINGMorning Glory Sparklers
TNT
Morning Glory Sparklers
No votes yet $19.99
PENDINGLittle Red
TNT
Little Red
★☆☆☆☆ (1) $19.99
PENDINGFairy Wands
TNT
Fairy Wands
★★★★☆ (1) $19.99
PENDINGSmile
TNT EXCL
Smile
No votes yet $19.99
PENDINGGood Vs Evil
TNT EXCLUSIVE
Good Vs Evil
No votes yet $35.00 $19.99
PENDINGThe Torch
TNT
The Torch
★★★★★ (1) $20.99
PENDINGMagic Seashell
TNT EXCLUSIVE
Magic Seashell
★★☆☆☆ (1) $23.99 $21.99
PENDING3 Emigos
TNT
3 Emigos
No votes yet $24.99
PENDINGMajestic Unicorn
TNT
Majestic Unicorn
No votes yet $26.99
PENDINGCrazy Bug
TNT EXCL
Crazy Bug
No votes yet $29.99
PENDINGCrazy Bug Fountain
TNT
Crazy Bug Fountain
No votes yet $29.99
PENDINGSilent Insanity
TNT
Silent Insanity
★★★★★ (3) $29.99
PENDINGEternal Eruption
TNT
Eternal Eruption
No votes yet $32.99
PENDINGTentacles
TNT EXCL
Tentacles
No votes yet $34.99
PENDINGSparkleberry
TNT
Sparkleberry
No votes yet $34.99
PENDINGBella
TNT EXCLUSIVE
Bella
No votes yet $70.00 $34.99
PENDINGEllie
TNT
Ellie
★★★☆☆ (1) $35.99
PENDINGFruit Bowl
TNT
Fruit Bowl
★★☆☆☆ (1) $36.99
PENDINGMad Dog XL
TNT NEW
Mad Dog XL
★★★★★ (1) $39.99
PENDINGBald & Beautiful
TNT NEW
Bald & Beautiful
No votes yet $39.99
PENDINGJungle Flower
TNT
Jungle Flower
No votes yet $39.99
PENDINGLizard Wizard
TNT NEW
Lizard Wizard
No votes yet $49.99
PENDINGLa Cacalaca
TNT
La Cacalaca
★☆☆☆☆ (1) $49.99
PENDINGTidal Wave
TNT
Tidal Wave
No votes yet $49.99
PENDINGThe Back Pack Assortment
TNT
The Back Pack Assortment
No votes yet $59.99
PENDINGAmerican Revolution
TNT
American Revolution
No votes yet $59.99
PENDINGLight Symphony
TNT
Light Symphony
No votes yet $62.99
PENDINGWorld Champ
TNT
World Champ
★★★★☆ (1) $64.99
PENDINGAmerican Pride
TNT NEW
American Pride
No votes yet $69.99
PENDINGDelirium
TNT EXCL
Delirium
★★★☆☆ (1) $74.99
PENDINGTNT Family Pak Tray
TNT
TNT Family Pak Tray
★☆☆☆☆ (1) $79.99
PENDINGAtomic Salsa
TNT
Atomic Salsa
No votes yet $79.99
PENDINGBrain Buster
TNT
Brain Buster
★★☆☆☆ (1) $84.99
PENDING👎 CROWD SAYS SKIPGrand 49er
TNT
Grand 49er
★☆☆☆☆ (3) $99.99
PENDING5 Minute Showdown
TNT
5 Minute Showdown
No votes yet $109.99
PENDINGFinale Salute
TNT NEW
Finale Salute
No votes yet $119.99
PENDINGAllegiance
TNT
Allegiance
No votes yet $129.99
PENDINGAll American
TNT
All American
No votes yet $159.99
PENDINGCentennial
TNT
Centennial
★☆☆☆☆ (1) $194.99
PENDINGPerfect Show
TNT
Perfect Show
No votes yet $199.99
PENDINGThrill of the Countdown
TNT
Thrill of the Countdown
★☆☆☆☆ (1) $249.99
PENDINGBig Timer
TNT
Big Timer
No votes yet $269.99
PENDINGBig Delux
TNT
Big Delux
★☆☆☆☆ (1) $329.99
PENDINGAmerican Dream Team
TNT
American Dream Team
No votes yet $499.99
PENDINGGolden Glow Assortment
TNT
Golden Glow Assortment
★☆☆☆☆ (1) $579.99
PENDINGTOTALITY Assortment
TNT
TOTALITY Assortment
★☆☆☆☆ (2) $699.99
PENDINGBig Bang Assortment
TNT
Big Bang Assortment
No votes yet $799.99
PENDINGElectrify Assortment
TNT
Electrify Assortment
★☆☆☆☆ (1) Price TBD
PENDINGTNT Barrel
TNT
TNT Barrel
No votes yet Price TBD
PENDINGSizzler
TNT EXCL
Sizzler
No votes yet Price TBD
PENDINGPink Ice
TNT EXCL
Pink Ice
No votes yet Price TBD
PENDINGLaser Master
TNT EXCL
Laser Master
No votes yet Price TBD
PENDINGFlower Patch Kids
TNT EXCL
Flower Patch Kids
No votes yet Price TBD
PENDINGMagic Beans
TNT EXCL
Magic Beans
★★★☆☆ (1) Price TBD
PENDINGUSA Rocket BOGO
TNT EXCL
USA Rocket BOGO
No votes yet Price TBD
PENDINGLightening Flash BOGO
TNT
Lightening Flash BOGO
★★☆☆☆ (1) Price TBD
PENDINGPop Its - Buy One Get Two Free
TNT
Pop Its - Buy One Get Two Free
★☆☆☆☆ (1) Price TBD
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