🇺🇸 FREE 2026 Firework Gospel · The CA Buyers' Briefing →
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INTERACTIVE SHOW BUILDER

BUILD YOUR
PERFECT SHOW.

Tell me your budget, pick a vibe, and I'll build you a proper show from my hand-ranked database. No filler. No fake finales. Just the stuff that actually works.

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Heads up, this one's still on the workbench. The show builder works, but I'm still tuning the database and recipes for 2026. If something looks half-finished, that's because it is. The live rankings and 2026 prices are the fully-loaded pages right now.
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STEP ONE

HOW MUCH YOU SPENDING?

Pick a budget. Or unlock the slider for any amount with Elite.

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STEP TWO

WHAT'S THE VIBE?

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LOUDEST
Crackle & chaos
👨‍👩‍👧
FAMILY
Low noise, bright
ELITE
✨
VISUAL
Color & spectacle
ELITE
💰
BEST VALUE
Every dollar max

Elite members unlock Visual + Value vibes in the full Show Builder.

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STEP THREE

STAND ACCESS

TNT
+
FREEDOM / DFS
AUTO-PICKED · BEAST'S DEFAULT

Elite members choose from 4 stands (incl. Phantom & Redbeard's) and see alternatives for every item.

YOUR CUSTOM SHOW

THE BEAST BUDGET
FINALE BUILD

SHOW TOTAL
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YOUR BUDGET
$200
GET THE FULL BIBLE

TNT and Freedom/DFS prices are confirmed 2026 from Fireworks Supercenter. Phantom prices are last season’s (2025), 2026 Phantom pricing hasn’t been released yet. All prices vary by stand. The full 2026 Fireworks Bible (v2.21 · 21 parts · 170 pages) has exact current pricing, batch warnings, and show-building techniques.

THE 10/10 TIER

BEAST'S TOP MUST-HAVES

The fountains I buy every year. TNT confirmed 2026 prices · Freedom 2025 estimates. Multi-stand. If you walk past these, you're leaving the show on the table.

#1 OF 2025
TNT Tiny Titan
TINY TITAN
TNT · BOGO $16

Best size-to-effect ratio in the catalog. Buy 2+.

#1 OF 2026
TNT Mad Dog XL
MAD DOG XL
TNT · $39.99

Beast's #1 of 2026. Willow, glitter chrysanthemums, altitude breaks. Half the price of Centennial XL.

TNT Centennial XL
CENTENNIAL XL
TNT · $79.99

Premium splurge, not the default. Back for 2026, buy Mad Dog XL or Living the Dream first.

TNT Living the Dream
LIVING THE DREAM
TNT · $49.99 (sale)

Most intense crackle in price class. Beats Centennial XL head-to-head for $30 less.

70% OFF
TNT Killer Bees
KILLER BEES
TNT · $2.72

Most outrageous deal of 2025. Buy 5+.

TIER-4 ONLY
TNT Wildside
WILDSIDE
TNT · $31.99

2nd-loudest crackle in CA. Big stands only.

BEAST FINALE
Freedom Spirit of Freedom
SPIRIT OF FREEDOM
FREEDOM/DFS · $17.89

2× + Magic Whips = $36 finale that beats $200 sets.

Freedom Retro
RETRO
FREEDOM/DFS · $36.12

Loudest crackle of any CA fountain. Period.

TNT Toxic Barrel
TOXIC BARREL
TNT · $19.99

Crackle + color simultaneously. Rare combo.

Plus 89+ more items, full filterable database, batch warnings, and Beast's full commentary, in the Vault.

DATABASE PEEK

97+ ITEMS RATED

Here's 6 of them. The rest are in the Vault.

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+ 91 MORE ITEMS

Plus full filterable search by brand, rating, effect, noise level, and visual score. Batch warnings. Price history. Beast's full commentary on every item.

UNLOCK FULL DATABASE

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BIBLE?

The living 2026 Fireworks Bible (170 pages, 21 parts) has every current item with full Beast commentary, the Storm Runner barcode hack, the rewrap encyclopedia, Stand Directory, and the Beast Budget Finale technique. Plus access to the foundational 2025 Legend Archive.

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